That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize, via crystallized-teardrops)


how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

(Source: ugly, via nokturnal)



Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

(via punderthighs)


making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

(via punderthighs)


I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via crystallized-teardrops)


If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via punderthighs)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD